OK, so some things I share on this blog border on the insane or ridiculous and many cross the TMI line of what may or may not be appropriate. And this post for sure is both.
There is officially what J has dubbed the “chupi bandit” in residence at our homestead. Said bandit is loose in or around or home and the victims left in the wake of the bandit are no less than 12 pairs of my chupis with holes in the crotch!! Seriously, I could not make this stuff up and I will spare you the photographic evidence. Aforementioned offenses are occurring somewhere either in the cabinet where said chupis reside, in the washing machine, or hanging on the line outside. And it is driving me crazy especially since I cannot easily replace my chupis!! I told some local friends about my dilemma and they asked if the holes were in the middle. When I responded “yes indeed they are” they confirmed that this just happens “when chupis are old or sit for awhile.” To which I broke out laughing because undies do not just simultaneously combust in the crotch…or maybe they do in Africa…..it remains a mystery. I think the more likely reason involves our mice friends we have yet to evict but I will keep you posted on the happenings of the chupi bandit. But for now I may be losing my mind and soon wearing crotchless undies…..yikes!