I found Anni sitting in the front room this morning next to the Christmas tree trying to eat the huge candy cane*. It would actually probably be more healthy if it was real (I’ll take sugar over scary Bisphenol A, phthalates and DEHA) but I had to snap a couple photos before I took it away.
*in case someone out there thinks I actually purchased this monstrosity (similar in my opinion to the blow up polar bears riding sleds I see in front yards everywhere) it was a gift from a student when I taught 8th grade, come on can’t I get a gift card or something?
By the way I was thinking of starting a campaign against those blow up things, anyone with me? I am publicly stating that if any candidate speaks out against these things they will have my vote š
I will join that campaign. As well as a campaign to outlaw Santa visiting baby Jesus in the manger with a chorus of singing penguins (a common site in my hood). Come on people!
Oh how clever another giant blow up Santa on a Harley… I hate them all!-fellow history nerd